I'se selling discount package tours ter Scotland so we'uns can all go see Jihad, the Musical.
"JIHAD THE MUSICAL tells the story of a young Afghan peasant, Sayid. Coming from the desert, Sayid dreams of proving himself to his bossy sister Shazzia and to the world, by making it as a flower farmer. Enchanted by a mysterious veiled woman, he leaps at her offer to work for a company that ‘exports poppies’ to the West. Unfortunately, Sayid soon discovers that the woman is a terrorist, and the company a front for a jihadi cell seeking to blow up targets in the West, most particularly one known as the Unidentified, Very Prestigious Landmark."
We'uns want a front row seat if the Scottish Theatre Wars spark up.....hee hee....
Partial lyrics from the signature song:
"I wanna be like Osama be...
I wanna bomb a path to fame across the earth,
I know people will abhor me,
but thank god they won't ignore me
when the CIA determines what I'm worth...
Please make me like Osama be,
I'll be Islamically renowned....
I wanna be like Osama....
If I hadn't been so rowdy,
they'd have let me stay in Saudi,
but I couldn't play the big leagues as a Prince...
So I'll make quick reminders,
that the yanks have yet to find us
though we're happy to attack them
on all ground...
Please make me
like Osama be
And they will speak of me
Oh what bliss to be al Mansour!
Ill enact my plan,
be the bogy man
with a brand new holy waaaar!
I wanna wear designer clothes beneath my robe...
while my lackeys look like like vultures
I'll declare a clash of cultures
to civilians in the millions around the globe
grow a beard down to my navel
conquer U-Tube and get on cable
and be wealthier than any man I knoooow.
...with and Al jeezera shooooow!
"I wanna be like Osama" can be seen here: